viewDay 42
I can hardly believe I'm writing all of this.
I arranged to meet Biffy in a back corner of a cafe I know, far from listening ears. Didn't tell him why, but I said it was important.
He arrived, we got our coffees, and I told him the whole story. (Leaving out Miss Diviou, thank goodness.)
He listened attentively, not interrupting, and when I was finished, said, “So, Wacky, you know what's going on. Now would you mind terribly forgetting all about it? You would be doing an old friend an awfully big favour.”
You could have knocked me over with a feather. “Forget it?” I said. “Why on earth?”
“You see, old friend,” he said, “I'm sort of the reason all of this is happening. I first came here years ago, and I also figured out what they're doing with the maps. I'm not as stupid as you think I am, Wacky. I've studied a good deal of history.”
I started to protest, but he went on. “I wasn't so foolish as to attempt to map the city, so the authorities weren't as antagonistic toward me as they were toward you. I managed to befriend the right people, get in their good graces, don't you know, and eventually find out what they were doing it for. And you'll never believe it—they were just using it to protect this little city! They had this incredible power, and they were just using it to keep themselves off of maps, keep their own city from being mapped, and occasionally to destabilize any nearby countries that were threatening them. They had no idea what they had.”
“So meddling with London,” I said, “that was your idea?”
Biffy flushed. “This part I'm not proud of, old chap. But at the time I discovered all of this, I was in a good deal of debt. And I happened to know someone at a ministry of a certain Foreign Power”—he actually pronounced the capital letters—“who I knew would pay a lot to make a few alterations to cities around Europe. So I became a sort of liaison. The Foreign Power gets their alterations, I'm out of debt and getting rich, and the San Sibilians get their cut of course.”
“Until I showed up,” I said, and I couldn't keep the contempt out of my voice.
“Well, yes, old man. I've never felt anything but respect for you, you know. So I tried to do everything I could to keep you safe by keeping you from learning the truth and discouraging you from your scheme. Used a spot of hypnosis to keep you away from the factories. Little trick I picked up out East. And I had the San Sibilians rearrange the city after you found that map—saw you carrying the case out of the shop, you know, and guessed you'd found something. I even had them get you lost one night, figured it would throw off your confidence and convince you to go.”
“Biffy, how could you? We went to school together!” I tried not to raise my voice and attract attention, but I was very put-upon.
“I swear, Wacky,” he said, “It was only to protect you. And now that you've listened, can't I convince you to forget about it? I could give you a cut. There's piles of money in this.”
“I'm sorry, old friend,” I said, “but you cannot. Not only have you committed treason against Queen and Country, but you have committed a dreadful crime against the noble art of cartography.”
He stood. “Then you leave me no choice. I'm sorry. I'll ask them to make it quick.” And with that he turned to leave.
I knew that what I did next was not at all cricket, but in the moment I saw no other options. I rose and struck him on the base of his skull at a place that I knew would cause instant unconsciousness. He crumpled, and I fled.
The rest moved quickly. I raced back to the boarding house, told Miss Diviou that we needed to flee, and paid a local all of my ready cash to take us out of the city on her boat.
I am writing this on the boat. My vision may have failed, but I have a more important one now, and that one will not fail.